Databending Audio Files

At the time of writing, my article on databending from the 00s is still on the first page of Google results on the subject. It’s also the only link on the first page devoted to databending audio, and is one of the most comprehensive articles on the topic that you can find online.  If you’re … Read more

Rice

I always keep different varieties of rice on hand for different recipes and purposes. There are probably hundreds, if not thousands, of different rice varieties. This is just a general outline of some of the ones that come to mind as I’m typing. Starchy Rice is a starchy grain, and different varieties of rice have … Read more

Soy Sauce

Sometimes recipes from Asian cultures, mainly Chinese, will refer to “light soy sauce”. This is not the same thing as low sodium soy sauce. There are lots of different types of soy sauce, but there is a common distinction between “dark” and “light” soy sauce. Dark soy sauce is, you guessed it, darker than its … Read more

Making Bread Crumbs

If you find that you have bread that is going stale, or you’re not a fan of pizza crust, some quick action can turn that potential waste into future food. The process is super straight-forward, and easy. Just take the bread or pizza crust, tear it up into small pieces, place them on a sheet … Read more

(Hu)Man’s Best Friend?

Commonly-held wisdom would have you believe that the dog is “Man’s Best Friend”. John Cale sang that fear is a “man’s best friend”. I’m going to depart from both points of view and say that a good pair of pointed tweezers is a person’s best friend. I have a pair on my computer desk and … Read more

Give MSG a Little Love

MSG has a bad reputation, but undeservedly so. Most of the Western animus towards MSG started in the late 60s with a single person summing up a series of symptoms into what he called “Chinese restaurant syndrome” and blaming it on the MSG that was being added to the food. There was actually no basis … Read more